is to go to Newport Beach and Disneyland! Is that too much to ask for?! Can I go on a 3-day vacation WITHOUT having to be the mediator for my parents? No? Oh, ok. I don’t have Marty the Moose to sleep with. I don’t have my dog. Or my blanket. I still haven’t gone swimming. I can’t see my friend of 4 years because my parents suck. COOL VACATION, BRO. Let’s never do it again. I NEED TO GO TO DISNEYLAND.